Ode to the Lost Pants
2006 May 23
You were wonderful, oh my WalMart pants. You, who even rich snobby ladies complemented me on. You, who convinced me to break my “don’t shop at the evil empire” rule, seducing me with your cute embroidered flowers.
Alas, you are gone. You have ripped up the butt and will show the world my undies lest I toss you in the trash.
Goodbye, WalMart pants. I’m really going to hate being naked.
*giggle*
Some of my favourite pants have been ‘cheapos’ …. you love them and then they leave you …. way too soon.
Go to Target…they have much better stuff!! Besides, I have a personal vendetta against Wal-Mart. However I’m sorry to hear about your pants.
i love walmart too : o )