Things I’ve said recently (alternate title: kids make life weird):
- Can you please get your hand out of my underwear?
- Why are you licking my leg?
- Aw, do you love the manatee?
- Daddy’s shoe on my head!
- I don’t remember what I had for breakfast, but she ate…
- Wow, you stink… (said with odd, but typically parental, enthusiasm)
- Honey, please stop beating the dog in the head with that stuffed hippo.
- Uniqua’s got a big ol’ head, oh yeah. (That’s Uniqua up there. Seriously, she’s got a big head.)
- Come on, let’s get up and do the dinosaur (flower/robot/frog/octopus) dance
- We’re watching Octopuzzle.
- Is that you that smells like a dumpster?
Seriously, kids make life weird…
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More from me:
Fitness Friday: a yoga mat review and a July fitness update
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Uniqua does have a big ol’ head, doesn’t she? Love it. We parents do say some pretty off the wall stuff!