You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Sometimes you do things that are really embarrassing, right? Like cutting your finger really badly while making dinner, thus briefly terrifying your toddler by running around with a bloody finger while trying to clean the cut, find, open, and apply the bandaids with your other hand?
I know this is no big deal and something that happens to people every day, but I feel like SUCH AN IDIOT when this sort of thing happens. Seriously. It makes me question my sanity.
Just tell me you’ve done similar things?
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Today I cooked homemade tomato sauce in my pressure cooker. In the process I squeezed a tomato too hard and it sprayed juice ALL over my shirt and shorts. The operation was too time-sensitive to stop, so I quickly took off those items and rinsed them out, then went back to cooking in my boy shorts, sports bra, and purple slippers. Then I made myself a berry smoothie, and a miscalculation with the immersion blender resulted in my remaining outfit being covered in thick purple goo.
You’re welcome.