Porn

2 Dec

I went out to the grocery store tonight to grab a rotisserie chicken for dinner.  I have been in the house writing a paper all day, and I am still not feeling super fabulous, so I went out with no makeup, crazy hair, and pajamas.  Apparently I could not have been hotter.

When I was standing in line, the girl in front of me kept staring at me in that way that people do when they are trying to pretend they aren’t staring.  Then finally she started chatting me up about how good the chicken looked.  Then, as I was leaving, this really attractive girl who was a couple of people behind me totally gave me the smile-and-nod.  You might have a different name for this gesture, but I guarantee you know what I’m talking about.  She did the little head lift thing, complete with big smile and eyebrow lift.

So, scary looking me?  Totally hot to chicks.  Now I know that if I ever want to switch teams, I should stop wearing makeup or doing my hair.  Apparently I am most attractive to chicks au naturale.

Mr. Pants tends to attract twelve year old girls, so at least I am faring better than he is.

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4 Responses to “Porn”

  1. Oh, The Joys December 2, 2006 at 9:16 pm #

    OMG!!! The header! The header!! Yay Mr. Pants! ROFL!!!

  2. Wondy December 3, 2006 at 12:04 am #

    Oh yeah, totally I can see why! If I batted for that team I’d give you the nod too. Oh yeah baby I know that look…

    The last comment about Mr. Pants made me spew coffee all over myself – Rocker attracts nubile young twenty-somethings, usually blonde and he can’t stand them. Guess I’m just very lucky or he’s lying, eh?

    ha

  3. iamthesky December 3, 2006 at 12:14 am #

    hahaha. You’re fabulous! If you cut your hair short those gestures will multiply ten-fold. lol.

  4. hotcoffeegirl December 3, 2006 at 8:43 pm #

    Ha! That is so funny…and iam is right about the hair…I am especially popular with the granola crowd when I wear my Birkenstocks. (Hey-they are comfy! I still have stilettos.)

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