16 Jun

I don’t usually do memes, but this was too funny, so thanks to Niobe for the idea!  Essentially, google “unfortunately, [your name]” and share the results….

  1. Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch
  2. Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession
  3. Unfortunately, Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles
  4. Unfortunately Heather will never go away
  5. Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters

4 Responses to “Unfortunately”

  1. niobe June 16, 2009 at 6:03 pm #

    Too funny. Here’s hoping you regain your ability to transform into Sasquatch. Because you never know when that might come in handy.

  2. Karen June 17, 2009 at 7:21 am #

    Also, good to know the most important advice (ever?)

  3. Mom June 17, 2009 at 8:41 am #


    Unfortunately, Patty didn’t know any magicians who performed at children’s parties

    Unfortunately, Patty loses her friend to the war and when she reaches the age of 18, she wants to go in search of a familial link to him in Germany.

    Unfortunately Patty moved to New Jersey a year later and my heart was broken.

    Unfortunately, Patty leaves Marcy in charge of getting the eggs ready.

    Unfortunately, Patty, for one day in her career, had decided to wear a dress.

    Unfortunately, Patty broke her arm on the trip down, but she seemed to be enjoying things when I spoke with her.

    Unfortunately, Patty had John’s day all planned out for him – lined up full of chores.

    Unfortunately, Patty still managed to sit in a bit of sheep poo!

    Unfortunately, Patty decided to shut down her blog, so you can’t click over to see what she had to say about it.

    Unfortunately Patty is pregnant again pretty much because they were too horny and we were too slow.

    Unfortunately Patty and I had no idea what was causing the changes in my personality or my terrible and unusual behavior.

    Unfortunately Patty was injured during the mischief last night.

    Unfortunately, Patty has no skills whatsoever, and yet again, fails miserably.

    Unfortunately, Patty is wild, vicarious and ill-suited to take on the role of care-giver

  4. irunwithscissors June 21, 2009 at 9:46 pm #

    haha! too funny!

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